Teammates with Mickey McCann
A chance for local players to have a go at their team mates, all in the name of good fun, of course! In this week’s edition BURT’S MICKEY McCANN gives his opinion on his team mates by answering the following questions:
Best trainer
Darren Gallagher and Stephen O’Donnell; they never miss a session…but they’re still not improving much!
Worst trainer
Bonzo (Jonathan) McGrath and Conor McLaughlin. They’re in that good of shape, eight weeks every year seems to do them!
Quickest
It’s tight between myself and Paul McHugh but he just pips it because of his youth. If we can get him to look up now we will be flying!
Slowest
Niall Campbell (Wee Jude). He thinks he’s flying but as a man once told him, he’s like a rat in a coal shed – it looks like it’s flying!
Best dancer
Ardal McDermott. He loves his dancing especially when he gets the sleeveless top on that he bought in Gran Canaria!
Worst Dancer
Ciaran Dowds. He used to do all the spadework with the girls, then he would start dancing and that would be the end of that. I think he had a broken leg when he met his wife Aoife!
Hard man
It has to be Kevin Glenn. If he hit you as hard as he said he would you would be in big trouble!
Most skilful
Wee Jude in hurling! Just a pity he lacks a bit of pace, but has a great touch!
The joker
Myself or Paddy Hanlin’ (McDermott). It’s so easy to take a rise out of Rory and Dara Grant and Benny Harrigan, they fall for everything. Don’t even mention Dara’s height!
Most intelligent
Very hard question! A lot of them are very thick. Johnny Downey or China (Paul O’Brien). Johnny doesn’t talk, so maybe China!
Least intelligent
Not sure, but from what I hear from their schoolmates, Dara O’Brien and Bonzo only got out of primary school because the seats got too small for them!
Best dress sense
Joe Boyle and Conor Harkin. They think they are two models – all I can say is it must be for modelling shoes boys!!
Worst dress sense
Martin Donaghey and China. Donaghey just refuses to buy new clothes and China just hasn’t a clue!
Worst taste in music
Benny Harrigan used to love Jimmy Buckley, then he met a wee Derry girl, now he’s all into his Jazz. Get a grip Benny!
